people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey
i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan
when i’m alone i pretend to be someone else like 95% of the time
We know who you are, we’ve heard all about you, but hearing is one thing.
ok so we’re all on the same page pls stop writing james potter as a gentleman and lily evans as a lady i mean if they came across a puddle he’s not the sort to lay his jacket down for her the git would probably try to kick water in her face except she’d shove him in first
if i’m being brutally honest with myself…
there’s maybe like, max 30 minutes a day that i don’t think about james and lily potter
is that when you’re sleeping?
it’s that point in the morning when i’ve just woken up and i’m too filled with self loathing for even considering getting out of bed to even think about jily
If James and Lily had lived, though.
Imagine a teenage Harry trying to sass James fucking Potter.
Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
“Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”